Young Roger came tapping at Dolly’s window,
Thumpaty, thumpaty, thump!
He asked for admittance; she answered him “No!”
Frumpaty, frumpaty, frump!
“No, no, Roger, no! as you came you may go!”
Stumpaty, stumpaty, stump!
Now this is more like it. I don’t know what the relationship between Roger and Dolly is or was, but you can bet she won’t be letting him take her anywhere in a wheelbarrow or plastering his head with brown paper and then getting in trouble for it. You go, Dolly!
“Where are you going, my pretty maid?”
“I’m going a-milking, sir,” she said.
“May I go with you, my pretty maid?”
“You’re kindly welcome, sir,” she said.
“What is your father, my pretty maid?”
“My father’s a farmer, sir,” she said.
“What is your fortune, my pretty maid?”
“My face is my fortune, sir,” she said.
“Then I can’t marry you, my pretty maid.”
“Nobody asked you, sir,” she said.
This one totally cracked me up. At first, I felt a little annoyed when she said her face was her fortune because looks don’t last forever, but I can’t dislike a girl who has so much sass in her. Also, let’s be realistic, if you don’t have money and you don’t have brains, but you’ve got looks, then use them! I’m all in favor of legalized prostitution. Let women make their money however they see fit; it shouldn’t be up to a bunch of stuffy people in suits on Capitol Hill to decide.
The hart he loves the high wood,
The hare she loves the hill;
The Knight he loves his bright sword,
The Lady–loves her will.
And one more for good measure. It’s nice to see a string of rhymes that feature strong willed women.
Verdict: Read these to your daughters over and over.
It’s widely understood that Aesop’s fables had a lesson to impart to the reader. It’s less commonly known, but no less true, that the original Grimm’s fairy tales contained a lot of violence and sexual content that was inappropriate for children. But what about Mother Goose? Were the colorfully illustrated nursery rhymes in your Little Golden Book really so innocent? Were they carefully curated to be only about silliness and pat-a-cake? Let’s explore the reality together in this year’s Blogging From A to Z April Challenge.